May 2013
pbandjily:
musicalhogwarts:
batdude:
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably...
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
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robbstarkswoman said: DO IT OMG
i’ve started it \o/ but i’ll finish later, i’ll add my babes !
i’ve never had an about section cause i didn’t know how to create one but now i’ve just figured it out oh dear
DAMN I WISH I COULD DRAW
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crrocs:
i have seen the depths of hell
superwholock-stuck:
MY BUS STOPPED AT A CROSSROADS ON GABRIEL STRT AND I WAS LISTENING TO CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THEN I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND THERE WAS A MOTHER FUCKING 67 CHEVY IMPALA I THINK I ACCIDENTLY SUMMONED A WINCHESTER
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terriblemothers:
I feel so fiercely fond and protective of teenage girls. All of them. Girls with pin curls and carefully applied cat eyes and girls who live in sweatpants. Girls blasting music through headphones or reading quietly in corners; girls who sweat blood over sports or who have never been on a field and never intend to be. Girls with razor bumps from shaving clumsily in the shower...
margayerytyrell:
my otp is sansa and happiness and if that isn’t your otp you should reevaluate because girl has had a struggle
twinnerd28:
beatleologist-at-221b:
actualcannibaljakeenglish:
How many tears did The Doctor cry?
A River.
Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
mintsmintsmints:
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
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they took only teardrops out of deezer whyy ???? just why ??
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: Me.
You: BYEEEE
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sylviaplth:
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
what about young teachers or soon-to-be teachers that have mental breakdowns because they try to teach to children who don’t give a fuck about learning and because they were never prepared for what...
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
mylilsunshine:
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY...
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i ship sam/crowley since last episode
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I WANTED TO SAY “SAM AND DEAN” BUT I SAID “DAN AND SEAM” INSTEAD OH WHY
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so i was looking ed skrein up the guy who portrays daario naharis and you know wHAT HE WAS BORN EXACTLY TEN YEARS BEFORE ME We share a birthday i have no idea how that makes me feel
GUYS
maybewordsmith:
justplainsomething:
schnickledooger:
believeinprongs:
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to...
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
breadboxes:
breadboxes:
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
jusst-another-day:
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body...
pokemon-personalities:
a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
whovians-suffer-most:
to be honest the only reason I hate yahoo! is because whenever I read the name I have to read it in an excited voice and that’s emotionally draining
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
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